14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
Can't always forgive
People take advantage of that shish…
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You don’t have to learn how to control your thoughts; you just have to stop...– (via stevenrosas)
Don’t you know you’re beautiful?